Moses Jesus and an old man are out golfing. They are on the first hole and moses goes up to the tee and hits his ball, PLOOP, right into the water. Moses being moses walks down parts the water then chips his ball up onto the green. Jesus walks up next and hits his ball, PLOOP, into the water. Jesus being jesus walks down out across the water and chips his ball onto the green. The old man hits his ball, and just as it's about to hit the water, a fish jumps out of the water and grabs the ball. An eagle seeing the fish swoops down and grabs the fish and as he flies by the hole he shakes it. The ball falls down and goes into the hole for a hole-in-one. Jesus turns to the old man and says, "stop screwing around dad, and let's play some golf"