These 2 guys were on the green one day about to putt.

When all of a sudden this golf ball flies up and hits one of the guys.

He hits the ground in pain holding his crotch. This beautiful blonde runs up and says I am so sorry that I hit you. I'm a nurse and I will fix you right up. She pulls his hands away and pulls out his d**k and starts giving him a bj. When she gets done, she looks at him and asks does that feel better? He says yes it does but I still think my hand is broke.