A nun walked into confesion and says to the Father, "Forgive me father for i have sinned". "what have you done?"says the priest "I said the F word" "Wow thats pretty bad" replies the man why don't you tell me about it. "Well i was out playing golf and i hit a long beautiful driveand at the last minute it faded of into the woods."explains the nun. "And thats when you said the F word?"asks the priest The nun continues "No i pulled out my 5 iron and hit a long beautiful shot between 2 trees it came out and at the last minute the wind caught it and pulled my ball into the sand" "and this is when you said the F word?" "No" says the nun "I pulled out my sand wedge and hit the most beautiful sand shot i ever hit in my life, Landed six inches from the cup" The priest exclaims "YOU MISSED A F**KING SIX INCH PUTT???!!"