A grandfather, father, and a son were about to tee off when a girl Michelle asked if she could play along as a fourth person.
Michelle explained that she was a decent golfer and would not hold them up. She was also very easy on the eyes, so they let her play with the group. Well, Michelle was kicking their asses up and down the course and was even par when they reached the 18th green.
Thats when Michelle said "I need to make this putt for a birdie and to finish under par for the first time in my life. I am so excited that if one of you could help me make this putt, I will give you a b**w *** right after we get done." The son, not wanting to waste time said to Michelle, "this putt will break 4" to the left". Then the father said, "Michelle, my son doesn't know shit, this putt will break 3" to the right". Grandfather said nothing and Michelle asked him, "Do you wish to give me your opinion on how to putt this?" Grandfather walked over to her ball and said "It's a gimmie".
He picked her ball up, gave it to her and collected his reward. |