An american businessman that knows nothing of the japanese language is sent to Japan on a business trip. When he arrives he checks into his hotel, grabs a bite to eat and tries to get to bed early. He will be meeting his japanese contacts for a game of golf in the morning. The man tosses and turns and decides to take a walk to see if that will help him to sleep. Out on the street he comes across a prostitute. "Maybe some time with a woman will help me get some sleep" he says to himself. He walks up to her and talks to her. "Fifty dollars" she says to him. "Good, she knows some english." he says to himself. He takes the woman back to his hotel room and pays her. They both undress, get into the bed and he turns out the lights.

A few seconds later he gets on top and penetrates her. "Oh-no-nay" the woman says as she softly rubs her hands on his back. The word seems to get the businessman a little excited. "Wow, I must be doing alright. This woman seems to be getting really excited." he says to himself. He begins to push a little faster and deeper.

"Oh-no-nay, oh-no-nay" the woman says a little louder grabbing on to the man's back. "Oh-no-nay must mean yes in japanese" he says to himself. "This woman is just getting wild. I have to make sure to remember that word." With each push she holds him tighter and tighter. So, the businessman pushes faster and faster, deeper and deeper. "Oh-no-nay! Oh-no-nay! Oh-no-nay!" the woman yells digging her nails into the businessman's back, until finally he reaches climax. He soon collapses on the bed.

The woman gets up, dresses herself and then leaves as the businessman falls asleep.

The next morning a limo comes to the hotel and takes the businessman to the golf course where he meets his japanese contacts. They make their way to the first hole and the japanese businessman goes first. He hits an excellent shot and gets a whole in one.

Very excited the american businessman jumps up and yells "Oh-no-nay! Oh-no-nay!" The japanese businessman looks back at him and says "What do you mean I got it in the wrong hole?"