A woman and her husband wake up one Saturday morning and she turns and says to him, " are you going to mow the lawn today honey?" To which he replies " who do I look like, Mikes Mowing Service?" Not to be dismayed the wife goes on: "well how about fixing the TV antennae then?" "Who do I look like, The Acme Antennae Man?" And he gets up and goes off to play golf . Returning home a few hours later, the man is surprised to see the lawn immaculately groomed and the antennae firmly attached to the roof. He walks in and asks his wife, "who mowed the lawn and fixed the antennae? "I called Mikes Mowing and Acme Antennae and they came over and did it" the wife replied. "Well how could you afford it?" the husband inquired. "Easy, they just said I could either give them a blow-job or bake them each a pie". "Whew, the husband said as he sighed with relief. So what kind of pies did you bake?" To which the wife replied, "Who do I look like, Sara Lee?"