Bob moves into town and finds a few friends at the office. Friday, joe invites Bob, who is an avid golfer, to join his Sunday game down at the Country Club. Bob accepts the invitation and at this point Joe informs Bob that the game is at 8:30 Sunday morning. Bob agrees but in forms Joe that he is sometimes about 20 minutes late.

Joe says OK. Sure enough 8:30 Sunday morning rolls around and Bob is right on time. He pulls out his clubs and the first thing they notice is that Bob is a left handed golfer. They play the round and Bob wins the Skins and the strokes and shoots a natural 64.

The next week same scenario. With the exception that Bob is going to play right handed this week. Again Bob winds the Skins and the strokes and shot a humble 66.

Later at the club house Joe can no longer stand it and asks what's with the ambidextrious golf game? I've never seen anything like it! You shoot great from either side. What's the secret.

Bob confesses that when he wakes up in the morning and his d**k is hanging on the left side, I play left handed. when I wake hanging to the right I play the right side of the ball". Joe says what about when you wake up and it's standing at attention? Well says Bob, That's the days that I'm 20 minutes late!