A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the doctor asked him what happened.

"Well it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball, stuck right in the middle of the cow's rear end.

That's when I made my mistake.

" "What did you do?" asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife "Hey this looks like yours!"