1. Question: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? Answer: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. 2. Question: What's a mixed feeling? Answer: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. 3. Question: What's the height of conceit? Answer: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. 4. Question: What's the definition of macho? Answer: Jogging home from your vasectomy. 5. Question: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Answer: A guy will actually search for a golf ball. 6. Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it! 7. Question: What is a Yankee? Answer: it's the same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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Question: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? Answer: They both like a tight seal.

9. Question: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Answer: Their balls are just for decoration.

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Question: What is the difference between "ooooooh and aaaaaah"? Answer: About three inches.

11. Question: Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? Answer: For traction in the 'mud'. 12. Question: What's the difference between purple and pink? Answer: The grip. 13. Question: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? Answer: 45 pounds. 14.

Question: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? Answer: 45 minutes. 15.

Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.

16. Question: What is the difference between medium and rare? Answer: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.