There's a rich girl, and her father is trying to seek out future husbands for her. So he finds these three possible candidates and gives them all an interview.

So the 1st guy goes in and the father says: "Tell me a bit about yourself." So the guy says: "Well i'm from Texas and i own 3 ranches, 20, 000 acres of prime land and 15, 000 head of cattle." so the father says: "Ah right that sounds really good." So the next guy comes in and the father asks him to tell him about himself.

So the guy says: "Well i'm from Perth and i own 5 major hotels, 10, 00 acres of prime real estate and 1 large restaurant chain." So the father says: "Ah that sounds really good." So the 3rd and final guy comes in and he's from Swansea. So the father says: "Tell me a bit about yourself." So the Swansea boy, not too sure what to say, says: "Well im from Swansea and i've got a 12inch prick.

" So it turns out that the Swansea boy gets to marry the daughter, and all three guys are having a chat about it afterwards. And the texas guy says: "Well i was kinda exagerating a bit, see i only own 2 ranches, 15, 000 acres of prime land and 10, 000 head of cattle.

And the guy from Perth says: "Yeh i was kinda exagerating myself, since i only own 3 major hotels, 5, 000 acres of prime real estate and only have a 14 share in a restaurant chain." And the Swansea boy says: "Well i was kinda exagerating myself a little too, cos i ain't from Swansea, i'm from Penclawdd.