Some time later Frank is enjoying a relationship with another resident, Elsie.

The wining and dining has been done and its back to Frank's room as they both want to consumate their relationship. At 92 Frank has learned not beat ubout the bush. "Elsie, my darling, I have not had the pleasure of licking a woman downstairs for almost 30 years now, I dream of it every night.

May I go down on you?" he asked. "Why sure Frank honey, I too have not had my parts licked in a long time, help yourself..

" With that Frank wasted no time, he quickly thrust his head between her legs and...almost as quickly was back on his feet.

"I'm sorry Elsie dear, but the smell is just awfull, I can't do it, what is that awful smell?" "Oh dear" she replied "I'm very sorry, but its my Arthritis.

Surprised Frank exclaimed "You have Arthritis in your front bottom!?" "No she replied, the Arthritis is in my shoulder.. I can't reach to wipe..."