A man took his wife to a rodeo, one of the exhibits was breeding bulls.
On the first pen was a sign that said 'This bull mated 50 times last year' The wife poked him in the ribs and said.."he mated 50 times last year!" They walked a little further, and another sign said 'This bull mated 120 times last year' The wife hit her husband and said "120 times, thats more than twice a week, you could learn a lot from this bull" They walked further, and there was athird pen with a sign that said 'This bull mated 365 times last year' The wife got really excited and said "That's once a day, you really could learn something from this one" The husband looked at her and said "Go on, ask him if it was with the same cow" He is not expected to recover!! |