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K. just so everyone knows this, this came to me in a dream. And no, I don't do any drugs! That was the first question everyone asks me after I tell them this story! Anyway, here goes: A female platypus was arguing with a female duck, trying to convince the duck that they were one in the same. "No, we're not!" The duck would say. "Oh, yes we are!" Would respond the platy. And on and on it would go. Until finally, the duck said, "O.K.

look, what makes you think that we are the same?" "Well, " the duck started, "you have a bill-I have a bill." "Alright.

" Said the duck. "So?!" "Let me finish, " the platy continued, "you have webbed feet-I have webbed feet." "You lay eggs-I lay eggs.

" "And, your point?" The duck quiped.

"My point is WE ARE THE SAME!" The platy said sharply as to drive home her point.

Finally, the duck had enough and had to put an end to this. "Now, it's my turn, " she started, "we're different and you want to know how?" "How?" The platy asked. "Because you have fur and I don't!" the duck finished. "Yea, but..." the platy backpeddled. "No, yea but!" the duck snapped, "We're not the same you see?" "You have fur and I don't. You see, here in America, we've learned to shave those sorts areas."