Good Ole Pig

One day a farmer is walking down main street his trusting pig following right behind him.Another farmer walks over to him and says "Hi Joe I see you got your pig with you".Joe says "Yep his like a member of the family.He's a special pig alright he saved my son from drowning once, he pulled my wife out of a burning house and he went and got help when I was stuck under the tractor.

His special alright.

" A couple of weeks later the farmer runs into the same man.The pig following close behind the farmer but he is walking on three legs one of his legs is missing. The man says "What happened to your pig?" The farmer says "You know he's been a good ole pig he's saved everbody in the family so you just can't eat a good ole pig like that all at once."

 

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