A Border Patrol officer spotted, chased down and caught three mexican illegals trying to cross the border.
After handcuffing them , he lined them up and told them that if they could use the words...
green..pink and yellow in a sentence he would let them go.. So...
he asks the first mexican if he can do what he asked.
The first mexican said No habla English The border patrol agent turns to the second one and asks him the same question......
can you use the words.......
green....
pink....
and yellow in a sentence. The second also says No Habla English. So the border patrol agent turns to the third mexican and him the same question..... After a few minutes of thinking the third mexican replied.. Si senor, i can do this for you....the phone she green......i pink it up and i say yellow..... |