A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. On the last day of the trip, the mother-in-law dies peacefully in her sleep. The undertaker explains that they can ship the body home for about 5000, or they can bury her in the Holy Land with a nice ceremony for only 150. The guy says, "Thanks, but we'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, the only other person I know of who was buried over here rose from the dead 3 days later. I just can't take that chance.