Maria decided that she wanted to be a nun, so she joined a convent and took a vow of silence. Five years later, Mother Superior called Maria before her. "You have now been here five years, and have done excellent in your duties.

I will allow you to speak one sentence.

" Maria said, "My bed is lumpy." "Well, we are a poor convent. We have to make do with what we have. You may now go back to your duties." Another five years passes.

Mother Superior again summons Maria. "You have now been here 10 years, and are still doing an excellent job. I will now allow you to speak two sentences, " Mother Superior tell her. "My bed is still lumpy. My room is cold at night, " Maria says.

"We do the best we can.

Now return to your duties, " Maria is told. Yet another five years pass, and Maria is called in front of Mother Superior a third time. "Fifteen years of service is something to be proud of. I will allow you to speak three sentences.

" Maria says, "My bed is still lumpy. My room is still cold. And I quit!" "Just as well, " replies Mother Superior.

"You've done nothing but complain since you got here."