A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?".

Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good.

" A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Okay, but it still won't do you any good.

" He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good.

" They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife.

" She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."