Three men, an Englishman, an American were all on death row. However they were each given the option of choosing their method of execution.

The Englishman went first, and they asked him what he wanted. He chose hanging, and was hanged.

The American went second, and he said he wanted his execution to be quick, so he chose the electric chair and was electrocuted.

The Jamaican went last and told them that he wanted them to inject him with HIV.

After they did it the Jamaican ran out laughing, saying A trick dem! Dem neva know seh mi did use a condom!