Two American Jewish senior citizens on vacation in Cancun are dining at a restaurant and brought up a conversation while watiing for their food that, "Jews are all over the world".

While in disagreement they ask the waiter who barely speaks much English and asks, "Do you have any Mexican Jews in this country?". The waiter confused politely says he will ask the cook in the back since he speaks better English the question. The waiter comes back and says, "Sorry we do not have any Mexican Jews but we have Apple Juice, Orange Juice and Tomato Juice ".