My Philosophy....

Great philosophy .. I love it! 1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I am compassionate 2.

I don't wax floors because ..

I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. I am careful and poor 3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because .. they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I am imaginative 4.

I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders.

I am kind 5.

I don't Spring Clean because .. I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. I am fair minded 6. I don't plant a garden because . I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer. I am courteous 7. I don't put things away because . my family will never be able to find them again. I am considerate 8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ..

I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. I am thoughtful 9. I don't iron because .. I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". I am trusting 10. I don't stress much on anything because ..

"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

 

Back To Hilarious Jokes Page.

Go Back To The Blonde Jokes Homepage