There was great excitement in the labratory when the premier scientist announced he had created a new invention.

"I'm going to call it an "apple"" he said.

His fellow scientists were quick to point out to the elderly inventor that the apple had existed for a long time "Yes, yes, I know. But this apple tastes like p***y" the old man explained. A willing scientist took a huge bite e from the apple only to spit it up all over the labratory floor. "This tastes like shit!" he yelled. "Indeed" said the scientist. "Turn it around"