There is a guy that owns a general store in a small town in the middle of nowhere. He is going on vacation and needs someone to run his store. He comes across this pollock that says he will do it for the right amount of so the guy says its a deal but he has an overabundance of lawnmowers in the back that he really needs to get rid of, and that he will give a 25 bonus for every one that the pollock sells. So, the first customer if the day walks in and throws a bag of grass seed up on the counter and the pollock tells him it will be 195, and the guy exclaimed WHAT?And the pollock says that the grass seed will make his lawn lush and plush and he will need a new lawnmower.

So the guy says that sounds like a good idea and he buys it.

Next, this lady walks in and throws 2 boxes of tampons on the counter and the pollock says that it will be 155 and the lady says, FOR 2 BOXES OF TAMPONS!? And the pollock says, "Shit Bitch, you can't f**k, so you might as well mow the yard"!!!!!