One Testicle.... There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone".So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and askedeveryone not to call him Onestone.After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"The word got around and nobody called him that any more.Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Goodmorning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he madelove to her all day and all night.He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died fromexhaustion.The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a womannamedYellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she sawOnestone.She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone.

"Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, madeloveto her all night, made love to her all the next day,made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of this story?????........

OH, come on...

take a guess!And the moral is:.. You can't kill two birds with one stone