THE sick Mexican husband was lying on his death bed , ,He had only hours to live when he suddenly he smelled tamales ..He dearly loved tamales more then anything else in the world , especailly his wife Chita's tamales . Wiht every last bit of the energy left in his mind and body , the terminally ill husband pulled himself out if the bed , across the floor , down the hall , into the kitchen , ,, Here , his wife was removing the fresh batch of tamales from the stove top .. As he reached for one of the freshly made tamales, his wife Chita , smacked him in the back of the head with a wooden spoon , "Leave them alone Cabron! They're for your funeral !!!" THE POOH