There was this old lady who was mad about oranges, so she gets out of the house, goes down to the shop, looks at a sign....." oranges for sale " so she thought, she goes in. 5 minutes later the cops raid the place. The cop asks the first lady, what do you do it for...

she replied "I do it for the money", cop asks the second lady, what do you do it for...she replied "I do it for the money", cop goe up to the old lady and says...."here, mum what do you do it for".....

and the old lady says, I like to peel back the skin and suck on the juice....