A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow.

He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window.

He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she.

She strip he. He play with she. She play with he.

I play with me. fall out of tree, not see. NO FEE