Auntie Screamers Ten Most Annoying Questions in BDSM and How to Answer Them Quickly Tongue planted firmly in cheek, although some of this rings quite true.

These are my opinions. If you don't like them, get some of your own. 1.

Q: Whats the difference between submissive and slave? A: Perspective 2.Q: Is it really submission if I like everything he does? A: Yes, his. 3.Q: Define Master. A: No, you define Master. Your definition is the only one that matters to you anyway. 4. Q: Whats the significance of a collar? A: Commitment.

The level of commitment isnt set, thats between the people involved.

5.Q: Whats the difference between real punishment and play punishment? A: Tone of voice. 6.

Q: Whats the most important thing in a Ds relationship? A: Laughter. 7.Q: Can you be 247 Ds if you dont live together? A: You cant be 247 Ds even if you do live together. Change 247 to full time, and the answer is yes.

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Q: Can I still call myself a submissive if we only do Ds in the bedroom? A: Sure.

You can call yourself anything you like. But understand that your definition wont match some other peoples definitions, and learn to live with it. 9.Q: Is there any such thing as a real switch? A: Yes, but everyone has a preference one way or the other, even if they dont know it yet. 10. Q: Does love mess up a Ds relationship? A: No, people mess up a Ds relationship. Love can be a factor, but not a reason. Bonus question: Is it possible to fall in love over the computer? A: Yes, but I dont recommend it.

Falling over anything usually means youll end up with bumps and bruises you wouldnt have found had you been looking where you were going.

Hope this helps, Always, Auntie Screamer