An american was traveling thru scotland.

he came upon a village that had a rustic charm, and so he set out for it.

he crossed a bridge at the entrance to the village, and noticed that it was very well crafted. in the town center, he spied a pub and decided to take a pint. after ordering, he noticed a local regarding him very closely. feeling a bit uneasy, he was about to take another seat, when the local sat down next to him.'ye air american airen't ye', the tourist replied 'yes'.

did ye crass o're the bbrrridge coming inta toown? 'why, yes, and i noted that is was very well constructed', he answered.'ah built it!!, cried the local, 'ah pelled avey stane oot ah me fields, and set tham, one upon t'other, fitting 'am jest so. 5yaers it took ma!10haurs a day!! ye'd think after that they'd callma kavin the bridge builder, dan't ye?' 'of coarse', the yankee replied. 'aye, that's whot ye'd think!!" now the yank heard some of the other patrons calling's.

b., ye good fer tha round ye promised?' 'aye, ah said it, ah meant it!! order what ye will!!!' 'thanks s.

b.'he leaned in closer and continued'did ye see tha cathedral across fram here?' 'why, yes, yes i did. it's beautifully crafted'replied the yank. 'ah built it!!!' exclaimed the scot.

14 yaers it toook ma. ah pooled avery stane from ma fields. ah braught each one up and cut it ta fit!!16 haurs a day, til it was finished!!!' 'my god' said the yank, 'that's incredible!' 'aye, ye'd think after a fayt lake tha, they'd call ma kevin, master cathedral buider, didna, ye?' 'of coarse!!'agreed the yank.

'aye, tha's what ye'd think!!'shouted the scot, 'boot ya buger one stankin'sheep........

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