As a California business man strolled down the beach, he was deep in thought, trying to figure out what happened as his wife had just left him and filed for divorce. When walking he stubbed his toe on something hard sticking up from the sand. It was a genie bottle. So just for laughs he rubs it and sure enough a genie pops out and says "one wish master, any wish is my command".

The business man thought for a minute and finally said "Ok, I want a highway from california to Hawaii so whenever I feel like it i can just drive my car across the pacific to the islands on a moments notice without having to catch a plane there." The genie paused and said..."I'm sorry....

there is just no way...no way I can do that. But any other wish master will be my command!". So he thought again and then said "ok mr.

genie, i've been in several failed relationships and now my second failed marriage, I would like to be able to completely understand a woman". The genie crossed his arms and said "ok that highway...

2 lane or 4 lane?"