One night a man was was relaxing watching TV when out of the kitchen comes his wife with a pan --BOOF!-- "a who name Shiela?" asked the wife, "mi did see a paper eena yuh pocket wid di name Shiela pon it, who is she?". The man rubbing his headback said "me and Richie did dung ah di racetrack tiddeh an dat is di nayme of di horse weh we bet pan, a wah duh yuh?!!". So the wife apologized, kissed his headback, and went back to her chores.

15 minutes later the wife storms out of the kitchen again --BOOF!! BAM!!-- "A WHA DUH YUH?!!" shouted the husband, and the wife shouts back "YUH HORSE DEH PON DI PHONE!!".