? 6. What do you mean I won't believe you? I'm a reasonable human being. And just because you've got three kilos of smack and two bodies in the trunk doesn't mean there isn't a perfectly reasonable explanation. 7. No, you've got that wrong.

Actually, I'm even tougher without the badge and gun. 8.

Of course you didn't rob anybody. You just happened to start your wind sprints in front of the department store, this VCR is providing extra weight, and the security guards were providing motivation.

Is that about right? 9.

He's the one who started it? That's the best you can do? My four-year-old does better than that when I ask why his sister is crying. 10. HAVE A NICE DAY.