These three sales mens car breaks down in the middle of no where.They decide to walk and they come upon a farm.The farmer they meet says that they can stay the night and he will drive them into town in the morning.So they agree.
When night fall comes and all is asleep.The sales men decide to see whats up with the farmers daughter.
So one sales man gets up, crreps across the hall way and steps on a noisy board.The guy thinks for a second and gives out a big meow.The other two guys do the same.
In the morning they eat a big breakfast and the farmer says"I Know you guys banged my daughter because we do not have a cat.So I will give each of you three seconds to get up that hill and if you do not make it I will shoot you".Well the first two guys go and get shot but the third guy makes it.Who just happens to be sweedish and is used to hills.The sweedish guy is so happy that he made it that he yells"Yoldalayheehoo".The farmer shoots him.
The farmers daughter asks"Why did you shoot him he made it".
The farmer replies"He said he got my old lady to".
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