A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost fifty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee. "Hoot mon, " he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha been more than 20." "That might be true, " said the travel agent, "but you have to take into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord Himself walked.

" "Well, at 50 an hour for a boat, " said the Scotsman, "it's no wonder He walked."