Muckanick's Valentine Day to remember -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Another Valentines Day. Did any of you do anything special for your loved one this year? We have a true story for you that happened just hours ago!! First of all, my wife was lighting some candles and incense to set the atmosphere. As she was lighting one of the last tapers, it slipped out of her hand, spilt hot wax on her arm and hand and damn near set the house on fire... Last year while I was opening up the bottle of bubbly, the cork smacked her square between the eyes! This year I was more fortunate, the cork ricocheted off the wall, smashing an expensive light...
Don't this just burst our bubbles, when licking and sealing the valentine day cards in the envelopes, we BOTH got a rather nasty and painful papercut... And to top off this romanticism, I threw a rock at her! Yeah, a hefty diamond rock!! Next year we're planning Valentines Day at the hospital! Do you have any stories to share? Happy V D, that just doesn't sound romantic!!?? Happy Valentines Day!! |