A Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, Mom, " he asked, "why is my big brother named Mighty Storm'?" "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.

" she replied. "Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?" "Well, " his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her." "And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?" "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived, " the mother replied.

The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?"