A man goes to the doctor and ask the doctor if their is a cure since he has AIDS, syphyllis, gonnorhea, herpes, TB and the chicken flu. The doctor calmly says, "I have a diet for you to eat which is pizza, pita bread and pancakes". The man responded, "If I eat those foods will it help with a cure for all my diseases?" and the doctor said, " No, but is the only food that will slide under the locked door when you are quarantined."