A young woman goes to see a gynecologist for the very first time. During her examination, the doctor says, "I can see that you are nervous and a little scared. So let me reassure you that I will do nothing without your permission, and every I do I will explain in detail. If at any time you feel uncomfortable, just tell me to stop and I will" She nods in understanding and he picks up a tool.

"This, " he continues, "is a tool that I will use to allow me to check out your cervix." With that he begins to use it, but upon contact the girl yells out, "Wait, stop!" "What? What is it?" jumps back the doctor. "I haven't even started yet." "It's too cold, " the lady explains. "It's just too damn cold!" "Too cold?" Thinking a moment, the doctor suggests, "Well, I numb it for you a little bit. Would you like me numb it?" "Yes, please, " answers the young woman. And with that the doctor puts his face between her legs, and as he starts licking he says, "Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num.......

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