My Private Parts Died An old man , Mr.Wallace , was living in a nursing home ..

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong ..

"Yes , Nurse Tracy , "said Mr.

Wallace . "My Private Parts died today , and I am very sad .. Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy , she replied , "Oh , I'm so sorry , Mr Waace .Please accept my condolences." The following day , Mr Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Parts hanging out of his Pajamas .. He met Nurse Tracy , "Mr Wallace, "she said , You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that .. Please put your Private Parts back inside your pajamas." "But , Nurse Tracy I can't , "replied Mr Wallace.

I told you yesterday that my Private Part died . YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE THIS ....

"Well, " he replied , Today is the viewing ..

" IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU !!!! THE POOH