My grandfather recently spent some time in the hospital. He's 80 years old and about 110 pounds. I visited him and asked him how the hospital food was, and he replied, "ok". I asked how they were treating him, and he said, "Every night before I go to sleep they give me a cup of chocolate, and a Viagra." I was quite shocked. I found the nurse in charge of the unit, and asked what the hell they were doing giving an 80 year old patient, chocolate and viagra. She replied, "The chocolate is to help him sleep, and the Viagra is so he doesn't fall out of bed.