Q. Why are there no Kiwi's in Star Trek? A. Because they won't work in the future either LOL A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

Breast-fed" she replied. Well, strip down to your waist, " the doctor ordered. She did.

He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know, " she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.

" Q.

What's the best thing about a b**w ***? A. Ten minutes silence