A guy goes to the doctors..

"What seems to be the trouble Mr Jones?" the doctor enquires. "Well doctor it's somewhat embarassing, but here goes: Whenever I pass a solid motion, there is absolutely no smell, not the faintest whiff of odour, the merest zephyr of a foul smell, i cannot detect" "Hmmm, very strange" the physician replied. " Could you pass a motion for me now?" and hands Mr Jones a paper bowl. Mr Jones complies, and brings the Bowl to the Doctor, the doctor bends over the bowl and takes a deep sniff...He stiffens, and silently leaves the room. 10 minutes later he returns with a glowing red hot poker in his hands.."Oh no, Doctor, your not gonna stick that up my arse, are you?" With a face of a man who had lived through a horror the Doctor replied "No......... I'm Gonna stick it up your f**kin' nose"