Man was driving fast to work and crossed a bridge where a police officer had a radar gun and clocked him over the speed limit. Officer pulled him over and asked "Where are you going soo fast?"as he wrote out the ticket.

He replied " I'm on my way to work, I'm a rectal enlarger!" The officer asked "What do you do as a rectal enlarger?" "Well!" he replied "When the doctor needs to work on someones bowels I massage the rectum till it is big enough to insert the medical instruments, I personaly have massaged them till they are 6 foot in diameter!" The officer asked "What would you do with a six foot a*****e?" the man exclamed "Put him on a bridge with a radar gun!!"