A woman goes into her doctor with and excrutiating pain in her butt. She says, "Doctor Everytime I go to pee, quarters come out!". The doctor tells her to take two aspirin and call him the next morning The next morning she races to the doctor. She tells him, "Doctor, now every time I go to pee I have dimes falling out!". The doctor tells her to take two aspirin and call him in the morning. The next morning, almost in tears, she races to the doctor. "Please help me, " she pleads, " now when I pee nickels are falling out!" The doctor calmly looks at her and explains: "Mam, you're just coming through your change!"