A baby was born so advanced in development that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Why, yes, I am, " said the doctor. The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth.

" He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, dear, I am, " said the mother beaming. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born, " he said. He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?" "Yes, I am, " his father proudly answered. The baby motioned him closer, and then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. "Hurts, doesn't it!"