Each graduating nun stood in line awaiting her turn to receive her diploma from the kind, old Mother Superior. "And what are your goals, dear?" she asked the next in line. "A nurse? Ooohh, that's wonderful, we have such need of nurses in today's orders." As each girl answered the mother superior could be heard saying much the same thing: "A teacher? Wonderful! There is such a shortage of teachers today.

" This went on until, when asked about her career plans, a graduating nun replied to the sweet, old mother superior, "What am I going to do now that I'm out of here? You really want to know? OK, you asked for it I'm going to go out and become a PROSTITUTE!" With that, the mother superior, swooned and fainted dead away. Upon being revived, she again asked the rebellious graduate, "What did you say you were going to do?" "I said, I'm going to become a PROSTITUTE!" "Oohh thank God, " she said, "I thought you said PROTESTANT!"