Teacher in 3rd grade was asking the classroom what does your fater do? Bobby said my father is a train engineer, he drives the train, Mary said her father was a doctor and made sick people well, this went on until the teacher got to Chucky and he said I an't telling, teacher was supprised and after repeated attempt he still would not tell.

Teacher takes Chucky to the principle and principle ask what does your father do, An't telling I'm ashamed.

Principle assures him no one else will know if he tells, so Chucky says " HE EATS LIGHTBULBS", confused the principle How do you know he eats lightbulbs? He looks at the fool and said he was passing his mom and dads room and he hear his daddy say" If you turn out the light I'LL EAT IT'.