A Doctor in Minnesota told his assistant, "Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and I don't vant to close the clinic.

I vant you to be in charge of the clinic and take care of da patients." "Yes sir, " answers Ole. The next day, the doctor returns from hunting...and asks Ole, "So, Ole, how did you get along yesterday?" Ole tells him he took care of three patients. The first one had a headache...

so I gave him TYLENOL.

Bravo, ya Ole!....and the second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir, " says Ole. "Bravo, bravo Ole! You're good at this! And what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

A woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years, I have not seen a man !'" "And what did you do, Ole?" asks the doctor. "I put eye drops in her eyes, " says Ole