Three Texan surgeons are having lunch one day and are talking about some of their most successful surreys. First Surgeon I had a man that was a construction worker come into my office after an accident with a power saw that cut off both of his hands. I reattached his hands and now he is a renowned artis who paintings go for thousands of dollars each. Not wanting to be out done the second Surgeon starts talking. Second Surgeon Well that's nothing, I had a Broadway dancer come into my office that had his legs cut off after he was run overed by a subway train ran over them when he fell off the platform at the Time Square station. I reattached them, and not only is he back dancing, he is also running in the Boston Marathon next week.

The third Surgeon speaks up and said. Well, I got you both beat! I had this cowboy come into my office who was thrown from his horse that was spooked by a rattle snake, the horse was so scared that it ran off a cliff and die.

The cowboy after being thrown skidded threw a patch of very hard and sharp cacti, ripping his ass total off, thinking fast, I sent a crew out to recover the horse, with the horse, I removed it's ass and sew it onto the cowboy. The other two Surgeons wanting to hear more ask, Well! What happen to the cowboy? What is he doing now? The third Surgeon replies Oh him? He's running for reelection as President of the United States.