Linda went to the doctor for her yearly checkup. while she was visiting the doctors office the doctor came in and said " linda, you have very nice breast for a woman of 45 and your legs are so nice." Well Linda left the doctors office feeling really good about herself.

When she got home her husband was sitting on the sofa, TV on and beer in hand. She asked her husband if he wanted to hear about her doctors visit. He did not anser her so she proceeded to tell him what the doctor had said about how her breast were nice and how he said she had nice legs.

Her husband sat there and never moved. Then he asked "Well what did he say about your ass??"" She said "He didn't mentioned your name"